Nick Sensei's Top Ten Comedy Animals

This is my top ten of comedy animals. All my favorite animals are my favorites because they are funny!

1. Penguins - Penguins have a funny walk and belly-flop into and out of the water
2. Monkeys - Monkeys are funny because they throw their poo around
3. Dogs - Dogs are funny when they have an itchy bottom and scratch them by dragging their rear end along the ground
4. Cats - Cats are amusing when they get dirty and have to wash themselves immediately
5. Cows - These can be funny either standing or when pushed over
6. Sheep - Sheep run away from everything
7. Pigs - pigs make funny noises when they eat
8. Sloths - an animal that moves so slow fungus grows on it
9. Elephants - Any animal that can open a door wit its nose is a winner for me
10. Octopi - I'm in trouble! Fire some ink!